March 2012
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strikethedamnchord replied to your post: Just smacked my face on a doorknob.
On a doorkn—*facepalm*
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Just smacked my face on a doorknob.
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum accidentally sets Internet Explorer as his default browser.
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum is late to the movies and the only seat left is in front of the guy who’s decided to add his own commentary to the movie but nobody else seems to hear it.
February 2012
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….someone outside is making owl sounds.
Or there’s a legit owl out there.
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I’m scared.
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Me filling out medical history forms for my...
Question 1.) How many hours do you spend on the computer per day?
Answer: Too Many.
Question 2.) How many inches away from the screen do you sit while you are on the computer?
Answer: Not enough.
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Sufficient? I think so.
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Books have always been more than just words on a...
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So my sister and two of her friends are coming.
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So tonight I was too lazy to attempt to cook, and I didn’t defrost anything, so I went to the kitchen and moped about in the cabinets and cupboards looking for something to eat.
I was fairly sure I would have to settle for a peanut butter sandwich, if I wanted to expend as little effort as possible.
And then I opened the freezer, just for kicks, and saw two boxes of Lean Pockets, which I...
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strikethedamnchord replied to your post: My sister is apparently coming to stay with me…
Wow, way to keep you informed.
I mean, she’s not coming to see me (obviously) but she’s staying over at my house.
I didn’t even find out from her - my dad called me and told me.
I mean really.
My sister is apparently coming to stay with me this weekend.
This has been planned for some time.
I was unaware of this.
And she’s bringing a friend.
…great.
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strikethedamnchord replied to your post: Whenever I stare at a pile of my unfolded clean…
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Whenever I stare at a pile of my unfolded clean laundry I feel like it is a metaphor for my life and then I don’t feel like folding it anymore.
So it just sits on a chair, unfolded and getting wrinkled.
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Just got super emotional watching The Lion King.
Like it’s all raining and then Simba stares at the night sky as it begins to clear and he’s just defeated Scar and reclaimed Pride Rock and then he hears his father James Earl Jones say, “Remember who you are.“
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“I am looking at the stars. They are so far away, and their light takes so long...”
– Dr. Manhattan (via maivxis)
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obsidianmirrage replied to your post: strikethedamnchord replied to your post: …I tried…
Bruce will be upset with this ship
I would only use Peeta for his baking skills of course.
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strikethedamnchord replied to your post: …I tried to bake today. It didn’t go well.
I now ship you/Peeta.
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…I tried to bake today.
It didn’t go well.
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“A writer that writes for the pure joy of writing. Not to sell books, or to make...”
– Tom Davis (via writingquotes)
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“I admire anybody who has the guts to write anything at all.”
– E.B. White (via writingquotes)
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I want to sleep so badly.
But I have a paper to write.
MEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH.