Seriously though you’re single because all you care about is anime and that means you’re still 5 years old.
dang maybe lord of the rings for life is onto something
And you immediately gave it back and said something about that being “really gross” and “scientifically impossible.”
Sorry you can’t appreciate a gift.
I imagine David/Charming being the type of dad from the dad meme.
Emma would be like “I’m worried for Henry.”
And he would be like “HI WORRIED FOR HENRY I’M DAD.”
The Darlings can’t leave yet! D:
They’re so cute.
a haiku about kingdom hearts:
oh my fucking shit
heal me god fucking dammit
for fuck’s sake donald
[kicks your door in]
YOU ARE DOING YOUR BEST WITH THE CIRCUMSTANCES GIVEN TO YOU AND IF ANYONE TELLS YOU DIFFERENT THEY ARE WRONG YOU ARE DOING GREAT AND I LOVE YOU AND I’M VERY PROUD OF YOU AND I BROUGHT YOU YOUR FAVORITE FOOD [aggressively slams down food container on the table]
Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name